ladragonaria:

Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough

(via the11thcellist)

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

(via suniinwonderland)

jemmasimmns:

"i’m not ignoring you i just don’t know what to say to you" a film written, directed, produced by and starring me

(via suniinwonderland)

heatmor:

literally what the fuck is pitbull even talking about

(Source: cradily, via niightmxres)

mormondad:

if outfit repeating was a crime I would be sentenced to life without parole 

(via janice-preston)

queen-bitchass:

espressobean:

Man with suit made of Mentos is dunked in a tank full of Diet Coke.

DID HE SURVIVE

(via niightmxres)

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

(via slammajammadingdong)

maletwat:

when someone hot follows you back 

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(via exquisitely-splendid)

eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via youngclassics)

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eternalsailor2chainz:

E X C U S E M E
YOU ARE E LIST MOTHER FUCKER. IM # FUCKING 1 AND YOURE THROWIN SHADE AT ME??? YOU BETTER FALL THE FUCK BACK WITH YOUR DAD MUSTACHE LOOKIN LIKE YOU HAVIN A MID LIFE CRISIS WEARING SHORTS AND A SNAPBACK. EVEN BLACK MACKLEMORE OVER THERE ON THE LEFT GIVIN THAT SIDE EYE AT YOUR SHITTY OUTFIT. IRRELEVANT ASS BITCH.

(via youngclassics)

(Source: choro-q, via t3sticl3z)

mixedboywasted:

loki-cat:

multipack:

omG my lizard went on my laptop wen i was gonE!!

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your lizard types fast

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too fast

humor blog

(Source: ihaveremade, via t3sticl3z)

luvyourselfsomeesteem:

Shoutout to the thick girls who are also thick in the arms and belly and everywhere else that isn’t considered as sexy.

(via hidontbecreepy)

the-yolocaust:

imagine if on new years eve the ball drops and crashes and inside it was konys dead body

(Source: swarnpert, via t3sticl3z)